04 April 2010

OPENING NIGHT!

It's Opening Night, baby! The 2010 baseball season is here and I'm quivering in anticipation. There's nothing like the early days of spring; the season stretches out, six delicious months, and at this point in time, anything is possible. The White Sox could win the pennant! They could be World Series champs! I could end up partying like it's 2005!

Even better, tomorrow is Opening Day. Of course they arranged that just for me. How could you think otherwise? So tomorrow I plan on having a very excellent martini while I bask in the glow of my team's first game.

Fuck. I'm so excited, I can't even come up with a haiku for this shit. It's like floating in an aromatic glow of fresh-cut grass, a whiff of cold beer, and the sound of the ball smacking into a leather glove or cracking off a swift bat.

WOO HOO!

1 comment:

  1. Excellent; glad to hear the baseball mojo is back in town. You totally deserve a fabulous opening day birthday.

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